Listen up, folks. I have a confession to make. I have a type. And that type is a man who loves Musiq Soulchild. I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a little “Love” or “Halfcrazy” in their life?
But if my next man can’t appreciate the smooth sounds of Musiq, then he’s out the door faster than you can say “soulmate.” I’m not gonna waste my time with someone who doesn’t understand the importance of a good slow jam.
And ladies, let me tell you, if you see a man who’s not vibing to Musiq, then run. Run as fast as you can. Because if he’s not willing to appreciate the classics, then what else is he missing out on?
So, if you’re on the lookout for a man and you see one who doesn’t have Musiq in his playlist, just swipe left. Trust me, it’s not worth the headache.
And as for me, I’ll just be here, jamming out to Musiq and waiting for my soulmate to come along. Because when he does, we’ll slow dance to “Teach Me” and I’ll know I’ve found the one.